The case of the £22k bag of dog-food

[slowfox]

Mali is fed a special diet - although he does his best to supplement it with assorted burger and kebab remnants as left thoughtfully on pavements far and wide in this fair city, the basic staple is Burns Fish and Brown Rice (since you asked).

Which, if I may lapse into pet-food ambassadorial mode for a moment, is great stuff.

And until today, I didn't think it was that pricey, either - a 7½kg bag does us (well, actually, just Mali, since I don't partake) for a month, and normally hits me for £23.

Imagine my mild consternation earlier today, then, when the shop assistant rang the new bag through at £22,109.99! This was one occasion where I decided to shelve the standard-issue British reserve (part of the standard complement of functions gifted to those of us born in this green and pleasant land, alongside the legendary stiff upper lip^*, a fabled Sense of Decency™ and an alleged fondness for a peculiar game known as 'cricket') and query the charge.

The second attempt was more to my liking, at £2.99, but the shop was less thrilled at this (being an 87% discount - I mean, I'm a good customer of theirs, but I'm not that good).

So it was a case of Third Time Lucky (and incidentally, I've noticed in fics of US-origin, that people seem to favour 'third time's the charm' in the colonies, whereas such sounds distinctly odd on this side of the pond), and I thus avoided having to re-mortgage Castle Fox to keep Mali in the type of lifestyle to which he has become accustomed.

* - my own stiff upper lip is not so stiff, being as I arrived with it in kit form, so to speak

Comments

[aome]

my own stiff upper lip is not so stiff, being as I arrived with it in kit form

Normally I have the urge to glare sternly at you whenever you make self-deprecating comments about your appearance (given that you are PERFECTLY handsome, yes), but I have to confess, your phrasing here did give me a grin. :D

Glad to know they weren't inserting diamonds into each kibble nugget!

[sophie8]

Till FAIL! Glad to know Mali is still trying to save you money by scavenging.

[schnurble]

This reminds me of the film Innerspace where a miniaturized submarine with Danny Quaid was incidentally injected into Martin Short, a clerk. The submarine sends some signals that totally irritate the cash register the clerk is working at, and when he asks for an exorbitant amount of money (IIRC a 6 digit figure), the lady just answers that usually she doesn't carry that much money around with her... :o)