Eight-Legged Salad
May. 15th, 2009 07:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
slowfoxI was, to be frank, slightly disappointed to find a dead spider amongst the lettuce leaves in last night's salad.
Eschewing the opportunity to increase my protein intake through the ingestion of deceased arachnid, the rest went in the bin.
Whilst it was certainly exciting in its own way, I suspect that finding one of Willy Wonka's Golden Tickets in a bar of chocolate would have been a much more palatable discovery.
Eschewing the opportunity to increase my protein intake through the ingestion of deceased arachnid, the rest went in the bin.
Whilst it was certainly exciting in its own way, I suspect that finding one of Willy Wonka's Golden Tickets in a bar of chocolate would have been a much more palatable discovery.
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Date: 2009-05-16 07:10 am (UTC)*stunned silence*
Gosh, you could be right!!! And all these people have been trying to tell me that salad was healthy. I knew I was right, all along... *reaches for deep-fried Mars Bar for (second) breakfast*