Eight-Legged Salad
May. 15th, 2009 07:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
slowfoxI was, to be frank, slightly disappointed to find a dead spider amongst the lettuce leaves in last night's salad.
Eschewing the opportunity to increase my protein intake through the ingestion of deceased arachnid, the rest went in the bin.
Whilst it was certainly exciting in its own way, I suspect that finding one of Willy Wonka's Golden Tickets in a bar of chocolate would have been a much more palatable discovery.
Eschewing the opportunity to increase my protein intake through the ingestion of deceased arachnid, the rest went in the bin.
Whilst it was certainly exciting in its own way, I suspect that finding one of Willy Wonka's Golden Tickets in a bar of chocolate would have been a much more palatable discovery.
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Date: 2009-05-15 02:47 pm (UTC)And then move.
And then stop.
But overall they're mostly harmless, and I won't bother them if they don't bother me. Dying in my salad constitutes 'bothersome'.
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Date: 2009-05-15 09:37 pm (UTC):-D
I've been using some chemical weapons in my flat to decrease the number of creatures, I confess. I may have lost a lung or two (or perhaps three) in the process, but it was necessary. There just were too many of the things for comfort.
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Date: 2009-05-16 07:10 am (UTC)*stunned silence*
Gosh, you could be right!!! And all these people have been trying to tell me that salad was healthy. I knew I was right, all along... *reaches for deep-fried Mars Bar for (second) breakfast*